Some Story’s About The Red Shoes

I told my husband that once I wore red shoes it was a warning that I was having PMS (premenstrual syndrome). He knew to remain away-far away-whenever he saw me wearing them. I no longer have that husband but I really do still have a couple of days every month when nothing goes right, nobody pleases me and I cry for no great reason. My first husband traveled a lot for business and did not always have the privilege of witnessing my mood swings throughout reddish shoe week. It was not until he shifted positions within his business and began spending more time at home our marriage fell apart. I blame The Red Shoes and also his lack of ability to take care of an irrational woman. It is not his fault. Every grammar school must require that boys require a class in appropriate PMS protocol before they become men and begin trying to “fix” a temporarily fragmented female. They should at least be warned it’s a futile effort in order that they do not make women even more upset by providing them unsolicited advice. Rather, boys should be given education on investing in great camping gear or 100 ways to sleep on the couch. My second husband knows this, but I believe his first wife educated him. I can not take the credit. He just “knows” when it is time to go play golf or make an appointment with the shrink-for himself, not me. I’m fine. I’m only a woman about the PMS/menopause merry-go-round.

Now that I am in my forties, I not only have PMS, I also have symptoms of premature menopause complete with PTM (private tropical minutes). That’s French for “hot flashes” if anyone of the male gender is reading this and does not know why your female friend was fanning herself with the leather-bound menu in that 5-star restaurant you chose her to. You know the one place I am speaking about. You thought taking her there was going to make you a bit of pussy points, but she drank a lot of red wine (there was your first clue, the colour red) and was asleep by the time you drove her dwelling.

For middle-aged, wiser and more experienced girls, having this dual diagnosis, is like having PMS constantly with a bonus week of “red shoe period” each month. It’s tough to tell whether my temper tantrums are brought on by PMS or by repressed anger problems from being so co-dependently pleasant to everyone once I was younger. Probably both; I am thinking of dyeing my toes red. The red toe nail polish, while draining and bringing attention, just does not convey the message.

And, speaking of feet, let us talk about wedding rings. Yes, it’s red shoe week and I am somewhat arbitrary in my thought process. I have trouble remembering to wear my wedding ring. I am constantly taking it off and forgetting where I put it. I believe forgetfulness is also a part of melancholy; I certainly was not like this in my thirties. Now that I have gained a few pounds (okay, 30 lbs) because I married the second time, the ring is tight and restrictive-just like union generally. There are times when I do not need to set the energy and effort into a daily relationship with a man I can not stay mad at. My second husband yells at me when I am having one of my episodes. Maybe I remember to wear the ring. After all, it will indicate that I am unavailable and quite frankly there are times when I do not need to rule out my other alternatives. If I’m going to wear a ring that says, “Keep Away” I may also wear a toe ring. I don’t mind people averting my feet.

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